Do The Math

This shirt courtesy of Woot Shirt. Great for any math major that you might know :P




So I says everybody knows a year is three hundred and sixty-five days, and this guy—this little egghead pencilneck dweeb—he says no it isn’t. And I says of course it is, and he says naw, it isn’t. And I says OK, genius, prove it.

And he starts in with this Chinese algebra where I don’t know what he’s talking about. He’s multiplyin’ this times that. He’s carryin’ the two. He’s got letters and numbers and I don’t know what all in there. And finally I show him the thing you do with your knuckles, right?

No, not the calendar trick. What calendar trick? I just mean I slugged him in the nose.

This shirt was designed by: Iambusyeating, who’s given hope to all those lurkers who sit on the sidelines and decline to enter the Derby on the grounds that a first-timer doesn’t stand a chance. In your face, conventional wisdom!

Wear this shirt: to the upcoming Academic Olympics, or Quiz Bowl, or Space Camp, or Star Trek Convention, or at the center of that circle of jocks that are kicking you.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Vatican. Ask Galileo how that’ll turn out.

This shirt tells the world: “As a matter of fact, I am free on Friday night.”

We call this color: The Square Root Of Navy Blue Times Navy Blue